Links Updated at 10:43:00 04-13-2009

• ropeless jump rope, yes, that's the sound of hands slapping forheads, in unison
• You too can be R2D2 but unless your disabled get ready to get punched
• For when you absolutely, positively need your llama on time, every time
• Fox news goes on and on about 4Chan
• New kind of crazy terminator bikes
• Barack the Barbian vs Sarah Palin the comic
• APs article on Adam Carolla and what all the hubub is about