Links Updated at 16:36:57 03-19-2009

• New football team: New England Euphoria
• Pub is closed after someone yells "One... Two... Five!"
• You two can make beer and wine out of... bark?
• Teachers create underground detention fight club, records show.
• JD Power's Top reliability award goes to Jaguar...and Buick?
• Confessions of a white guy with an afro